Am I who you think I am?

Are you who I want you to be?

When you go to bed at night do you think of me?



Today I am an author, I've written many books.

Tomorrow Ill be a model, with all them fancy looks.



Friday is my payday, Ill cash my hundred grand.

Ill have to spend it all on me because I haven't got a woman



My age is catching up to me I don't have any heirs.

So Ill take my millions with me, since no one really cares.



The moral of this story is very plain to see.

The person you are chatting with is really me.